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  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  PART ONE

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  PART TWO

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  PART THREE

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Also by Jim Carroll

  Living at the Movies

  The Basketball Diaries

  The Book of Nods

  Forced Entries: The Downtown Diaries 1971-1973

  Fear of Dreaming: The Selected Poems of Jim Carroll

  Void of Course: Poems 1994-1997

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  First published in 2010 by Viking Penguin,

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  Publisher’s Note This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Carroll, Jim.

  The petting zoo : a novel / Jim Carroll.

  p. cm.

  eISBN : 978-1-101-44526-6

  1. Artists—Fiction. 2. New York (N.Y.)—Fiction. 3. Psychological fiction. I. Title

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  A NOTE TO THE READER

  In the monastic seclusion of his room, Jim Carroll, with a prescience of his own mortality, reached out and drew this novel—his last work—from the nucleus of his mysticism and remembered experience.

  The Petting Zoo unfolds with a series of fated events. The artist Billy Wolfram is so profoundly moved by the paintings of Velázquez that he finds himself irrevocably altered. Stumbling from the Metropolitan Museum of Art into an eddy of avalanching absurdity—a defunct Children’s Zoo, the Aztec façade of the Helmsley Building, the bowels of a dysfunctional mental ward—he diagnoses that he is no longer in sync with his former self. His descent and ascent, so candidly observed, are reminiscent of René Daumal’s A Night of Serious Drinking, as our narrator reels from numbing cocktails to the nakedness of his mischievous soul.

  The poet is the aural lamplighter. He projects himself within the labyrinth of Billy’s burgeoning consciousness as he seemingly adjusts to the most outrageous turns of fortune. Jim’s mythic energy is at once laconic and vibrating; his bouts of meandering humor are punctuated by undeniable common wisdom. Whether the discourse is with a Chinese psychologist, a Hindu driver, or an extremely loquacious raven, these Socratic dialogues slide pole to pole, from uncanny clarity or a realm where digression is an art of the first order, the multifarious zone of the nod.

  Jim Carroll died at his desk on September 11, 2009, in the Inwood neighborhood of Manhattan, where he was born and raised. His diamond mind never ceased writing, even as he read, scribbling copious notes in the margins of his books, the references of his life: Frank OʹHara, Saint Francis, Bruno Schulz. He was without guile, disdainful of his beauty, red-gold hair, lanky body, abstract, bareheaded, empty-handed. Yet he was athletic with singular focus, netting his prey, able to pluck from the air with exquisite dexterity a rainbow-winged insect that quivered in his freckled hand, begetting memory.

  The catastrophe of loss, the loss of a true poet, is so pure that it might for many pass unnoticed. But the universe knows, and no doubt Jim Carroll was drawn from his labors and the prison of his own infirmities to the distances of the greater freedom.

  —Patti Smith, May 2010

  A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

  Jim Carroll was putting the finishing touches on The Petting Zoo when he passed away on September 11, 2009. He had spent much of the previous years working on, talking about, and memorably reading scenes from the book in public. He had turned in a first draft of the book in early 2008 and had finished revising the first two parts of it by the end of that year. During the summer of 2009 he worked with Cassie Carter, a literary scholar and archivist, on further revisions. Jim’s detailed notes enabled Cassie to assemble a draft ready for publication.

  When this book was put into production earlier this year, the review of the copyedited manuscript and first-pass pages sadly had to be done without Jim. That work was undertaken by Rosemary Carroll, Jim’s former wife and the executor of his estate, by Cassie Carter, and by myself. Our goal was to fiercely channel Jim, staying as close as possible to the way he left the novel at his death but not fearing to make changes (primarily line and word edits) that we believed he would have approved. Thanks must also go in this regard to Lenny Kaye for helping to clarify a few rough spots in the book, and to David Garcia for his invaluable assistance.

  The Petting Zoo would not have seen publication but for the efforts of Jim’s remarkable agent, Betsy Lerner, who patiently, methodically, and lovingly got the novel off the ground in the first place and continued to shepherd it through till the end.

  —Paul Slovak, May 2010

  PART ONE

  1

  All the trouble, of course, began with Velázquez. Billy Wolfram was running recklessly down the wide steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Craning his head backward, he saw the huge banner with the old master’s self-portrait hanging from the limestone façade. Billy was certain those cock
sure eyes were fixed directly on him. Mocking him. The slick leather soles of his new shoes slid beneath him, but he recovered before falling. He sped up, watching the yellow streaks of cabs passing down Fifth Avenue. Then he turned his eyes upward to the lights swinging over the traffic like hanging torsos, frozen on red. He heard snatches of conversations from men poised on the steps, smoking in tuxedos: “So I told her it looked more like a pie chart.” “I don’t get these old masters . . . there’s something so Catholic about them . . .”

  He took the last nine steps three at a time, then sped south on Fifth Avenue until he reached the entrance to Central Park. His legs were straining to outrun the images in his brain and find some equilibrium in speed. A doctor friend once told Billy that he was prone to “racing thoughts.” He moved slower now on the path beside the dog run, sweating through the seat of his tuxedo trousers. He was thinking about the sound of traffic out of view, and how alien the body seemed, how senseless and capricious. Nauseous, he started shaking so badly he wanted to collapse into the grass and rest, anything to lose the images of Velázquez, every detail in his paintings, every brushstroke now stuck in loops of racing thoughts.

  He wondered what kind of man the old master was. Billy knew little about Velázquez in any biographical sense. Staring up at the trees, he resolved to change that, vowing to thoroughly research the maestro’s life by the next day.

  Billy Wolfram fixed his eyes directly at the sky, which was filmy and disguised by the lights and melancholy of the city. The cause of his outrageous behavior that night wasn’t buried in some biographer’s footnotes, but in the paintings themselves. It was their spirituality and haunting arrogance that had attacked Billy. The characters in the paintings still shouted out, and the volume grew until their seventeenth century voices sent him dropping to his knees. As if genuflecting in prayer, he remained in the grass and the sound of peasants, cardinals, and children of the aristocracy continued to taunt him now for the shortcomings in his own work and his frivolous life.

  Billy raised himself up, returned to the path, and moved on. He had no idea how much time had passed, but despite the knees of his pants being soaked, he felt calmer. Some of the lampposts gave off light, others had been snuffed out by vandals’ stones flung through the opaque casing. It was the type of bare, low light that encouraged danger and disguise, but in his present state of mind, rejuvenated by his rest in the grass, Billy walked south on the pathway without qualms or fear.

  Moving through one of those semicircular brick underpasses, the ground filled with puddles and the walls with moss no matter what the weather, Billy recognized that, in his circumstances, there was no better place for him to be. In these shadows, this part of the park had no reference to time or place. He passed a homeless old couple sleeping beneath strips of cardboard. They looked up at him, both toothless, the man with a patchy gray beard. They could have been from any era or country . . . the French Revolution, resting after a day among the crowds gathered to watch the guillotine do its work, finding their only entertainment in its simplicity and precision.

  He was speeding up, his body finally falling comfortably into place with his mind’s delirious, disheveled drive. It’s amazing and terrible, he thought, distinguishing the ironies out of control within you, and not being able to do a thing about them. What he needed was something to take his mind in another direction.

  There was a fork in the path; Billy recognized that the turn to the left led to the zoo, remembering for no reason that the Latin word for “left” was “sinister.” Within minutes, he was on a hill overlooking the zoo.

  This was fate, he thought; this was exactly what he needed. Billy had loved zoos all his life. The Central Park Zoo was antiquated. It hadn’t expanded its cages for the spacious simulacra of natural habitats that many modern zoos boasted. Nonetheless, there was a unique sensation walking around its minimal confines. It was the counterpoint of all those wild, exotic creatures existing right alongside the aloof residents of obscenely priced buildings on Fifth Avenue. Creatures strutting with such certainty a few short blocks away from the neurotic and trendy. This was what passed for irony in midtown Manhattan. It was all the irony people wanted in their lives, and it was all they could handle.

  Halfway down the path leading into the main zoo’s north entrance, Billy was confronted by an orange DayGlo sign, surrounded by a chain-link fence: CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS.

  Billy circumnavigated the barricaded site by following the grass beside the carriage path leading directly to the petting zoo. He picked up a flyer and read that it was still operating despite the reconstruction of the larger zoo. The fact that it would be closed for the night did not bother him in the least. Billy knew that animals would provide the perfect diversion to redirect his obsessed thoughts, and nothing was going to stop him from that necessity. He stopped for a moment and looked down at what remained of the old zoo. The tall spiked fence that once enclosed the polar bear still stood, and the huge centerpiece, the pool for sea lions, was all drained and dry. It wasn’t as deep as he had imagined when he watched the seals circling the gray water and diving down until they were out of view. Now there were just two homeless men, barely visible in the moon shadows.

  Though most of the lion house had been leveled, some of the cages were still intact. Billy felt the ghostly presence of cheetahs restlessly pacing. Beyond the brick tier of the monkey house, which remained standing, he could see the petting zoo. He moved down the rocks toward it. He could feel the animal spirits diffusing the dilemma of Velázquez, but not completely. The streetlight from Fifth Avenue played on the red and yellow leaves of the trees, and in them he saw the canvases from the museum. If he stood before a painting long enough, Billy had always thought he could reconstruct every moment of its creation. He could tell which were the starting strokes, the defining cuts of a palette knife, the transcendent afterthoughts in the thickness of pigment. It was as if he were standing in the painter’s studio with him. Yet, despite the strange, shocking quality that he had seen in the maestro’s canvases tonight, recreated now in the trees, he couldn’t pull off that feat . . . not with Velázquez. He was blocked. “This is how it should be,” he whispered to himself, before stumbling down the hill to the petting zoo.

  There was a metal shutter closing off the entrance, secured at the base by a huge padlock. In his current state of mind, this didn’t bother Billy. He walked around the side, where his only obstruction to the zoo grounds and the animals was an old black metal fence. Actually, at second glance, it looked rather imposing . . . a row of ten-foot-high rods, sharpened at the top. There was an old elm to Billy’s left, however, growing right up against the outside of the fence. It might as well have been a stairway leading to a slide into the zoo. Its limbs were low to the ground, extending outward into the zoo, only about ten feet from the pond, where a duck floated alone in the dazed, diffused moonlight.

  He climbed the tree with ease, but once he reached a suitable height to scale the fence, it was somewhat trickier finding a branch that would both carry him into the zoo and support his weight. He tested one, and though it began to bend precariously, he realized it would only take one more step before he could lower himself into the zoo. He took it, and the branch snapped beneath him, quickly and loud. Billy lurched forward, miraculously sidestepping the pond and landing on his feet. His tuxedo was barely wrinkled. It was amazing.

  Billy surveyed the place, walking toward the glass-encased pavilion at the entrance. The lampposts offered just enough light for him to see clearly, accentuating the atmosphere of the place. The little zoo was a remnant of a bygone architectural age—the Candy Land school, circa Cold War 1950s. It had a theme, an odd mixture of fairy-tale and biblical references, and abounded with details. There were the “Three Little Piggies,” with houses of wood, straw, and brick. Of course, the actual pigs themselves lived in a rusting tin A-frame and were hardly little, but gigantic sows, pushing the 300-pound mark. They were also extremely unattractive, their bodies a bloa
ted pink, with a few bristly clumps of thick hair.

  There was a small Noah’s ark, cantilevered out over the entrance to the pond. The pond was the centerpiece of the petting zoo, normally filled with ducks and geese. Near that was an exhibit of tropical fish housed within a glass window encased in a huge blue whale. The whale looked like something on top of an Eisenhower-era drive-in restaurant with waitresses on roller skates. Most of the fish were dead or dying. The whale’s exterior paint was peeling badly, but its schizophrenic eyes still stared above a lunatic white smile.

  The petting zoo rattled Billy’s painterly instincts. On the day it opened, everything about it had had a postwar flamboyance, the colors lurid, artificial, and bright. Now, from time and the city’s exhaust, they had faded like the decorations on a birthday cake that had sat far too long in a bakery window.

  There were ponies in their red stable, locked away for the night, along with a recalcitrant llama that was fond of—and accurate at—spitting on onlookers while standing in his cramped, sorry quarters. The tops of the lampposts were shaped like buttercups. There was a black wrought-iron birdcage crowned with a wire sculpture of a robin swallowing a worm. This cage was fairly large but hardly large enough for the two fully grown birds inside, hunched sullenly on their perches.

  Billy didn’t have to break into Noah’s ark, since there was no door on it. He quietly slouched up the gangplank and entered. There were ten small cages. Eight were empty; the other two held two shaggy rabbits. They looked rabid. “Rabid rabbits,” Billy whispered to the cowering bunnies. It was a fairly pathetic attraction. Why did they call it a petting zoo? he wondered. Everything was encased; you couldn’t pet these rabbits if you wanted to, and it was doubtful anyone would. Still, Billy reached a single finger through the wire mesh as best he could, and one of the furry creatures actually moved closer. With the tip of his pinky, Billy managed to flick off some of the ubiquitous crud caked beneath its left eye. He tried to get to the other eye to clean it as well, but the rabbit withdrew to the back of the cage. That was enough time for Noah’s ark, and he headed for the exit.